Thursday, November 03, 2005

QOC

Was huckleberryfin the cross-dresser or was it tom sawyer?

I am a grandfather now.It is that complicated thing.My mom's sister's daughter's daughter had a son and therefore i am a grandpa.

Newton was a sissy fart god.He did'nt see the apple fall down and come up with gravity.He was trying to cult some apples from the neighbour's orchard. He saw that guy running towards the tree, so he sits down and puts up a contemplative face.To cover up, he blames it on the earth.I did'nt do it.He did it. Gravity Sucks ( from a friend's tee, a long time back)

5 Comments:

Blogger Casablanca said...

Your cousin is a grandma?? How old is she anyway???? *gulp* *gulp*
Sorry, still cant digest.

I thought the line was: There's no such thing as gravity. The earth sucks.

6:46 AM  
Blogger Point 5 said...

I think u r due for ur regular mental check up. The guards shouldn't have left u out of the asylum in the first place !

10:03 AM  
Blogger Rohan Kumar said...

Mark Twain bays for your blood from his grave for turning one of the most celebrated literary child characters gay.
Casa pushed ur age up too consequently (hopefully u'll descend from ur high pedestal and some more females will now be eligible for u with ur new age)

totti i am guessing u made an escape from the asylum at Azakaban

10:28 AM  
Blogger Susu said...

I thought you will also mention about einstein who flicked peter's theory of relativity.. when he gave it for patent binding... (Family Guy Story)

8:49 PM  
Blogger totti said...

@casa - some more food for thought. My cousin sis and my mom differ in age by a couple of months or so

@pointy - do they have one in hell? i hear you are a regular visitor there.

@rohan - balaji, the other day, was saying that he will put himself in her shoes. while explaining some point.I told him, then, people would call him a cross-dresser and i was reminded of huck finn.Also, don't interchange the f and h :) (an englilsh prof's joke in college)

@sus - hee hee. that thing was funny.it is interesting each of reaccted to a different point i had in there. except pointy, of course, which would be expected of him.Pointy does'nt bother making/taking points!

10:06 AM  

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