Sunday, August 06, 2006

Euphemism

I like the word and thats what its meant to be. In an answer to the numerous emails and messages i received to clarify what Jack hole meant. Its an euphemism built to characterize hybrid species who are both jack asses and ass*%&#s. Feel free to brand.

A scene at the restaurant.
"Um..hi! can i have th..those pan cakes?", he said pointing to the round objects
"You mean the waffles?"
"yeah..yeah..that only".

Such a desi thing to do.Read this funny desist take by JC on the travelling desi. A desi through the eyes of another is, more often than not, utterly disrespected and even loathed. Except ofcourse, your close circle of friends. A loosely related idea is the comfort level of your humor, in your language. Many of my friends, who thrive on subtle sarcastic humor divined through their native language, come across as tongue tied when using the lingua pura.

The desist word of the month: brownies..

14 Comments:

Blogger totti said...

Firstly, don't brand me with my own eumism. And, different parts of the post are not to be inter-related :)

4:22 PM  
Blogger Point 5 said...

What the hell is Brownies to do with desist ?

10:07 PM  
Blogger Rohan Kumar said...

Wth you posts reach a new and previously unattained height of randomness with this one :)

4:40 AM  
Blogger Point 5 said...

I have posted another desist post...take a look...its for ppl like u..

9:42 PM  
Blogger Anarkist said...

Like all your posts, didn't get much of what the point was, but its keeping with your style. Regarding brownies, I remember once when I was in Atlantic city and we were gambling with some chips which happened to be brown. There was this old jerk standing besides us who repeatedly was making some random cracks about brown chips and brown people and tech support and camels and what not, until finally I had to ask him to shove it. Brownie would be desist only if used by a desi I guess, but otherwise its a fit candidate for a racist slur. Unless of course you are on another train of thought?

5:13 PM  
Blogger jhantu said...

Ahaa a nittany lion blogger, i havent seen one frm my alma-mater for some time. Glad i ran into this blog.

And desis do make a fool of themselves sometimes and not most of them. So what if u mix up waffles with pancakes>> whats the big deal??

2:20 AM  
Blogger Jinguchakka said...

Have you observed that when two desis pass by, they strive to ignore each other, but while meeting a native would light up a fake smile and a quick nod?

7:52 AM  
Blogger Casablanca said...

We, the elite desis, who have apparently stayed outside long enough to know the difference between pancakes and waffles. We, the elite desis, who look down on other desis overseas till they become like us, apparently suave and sophisticated.
We, the racist desis, who discriminate against our own.

10:33 PM  
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