How to write a random post - War what is it good for?

On a nice cold evening, i got down at the lovely looking patee library. It looks like an ancient roman building with little light filled windows. I chose to step down one stop earlier to avoid the student surge that typically happens at this particular stop. With snow covered layers deducted a few kelvin from the atmosphere, i began my stroll towards the great student massacrre(tutoring). Looking around, i began to observe things to gather fodder for the next post. There was a certain sense of serene randomness that i so desperately want to incorporate. So here goes,

- Add surprise elements. If there are no surprise elements, that itself can be the big surprise. Either way you have them, where you want

- Make an absolute mess of it. I mean total carnage. Walk into the realm where all logic breaks down. The plus side is you don't have to think too hard for such stuff.

- Watch several south park episodes to get inspired. Remember the golden statement by Eric Cartman "The first law of physics says anything fun costs atleast eight dollars".

- Talk about famous celebs doing mundane things. Probably you could explore what would have happened if buddha was a little lazy. I will do a small thing next time.

Since, we spoke about the DOs of randomness, the "don't" is to make a list of random thins. Lists are a strict no-no :D